i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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