i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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