I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Still dying that you shit outside
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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