Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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