did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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