she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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