so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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