My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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