Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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