Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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