i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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