Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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