Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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