your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
high people should be assigned attendants
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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