ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He passed out mid-signature
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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