but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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