Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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