Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
