That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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