Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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