Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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