Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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