in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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