do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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