Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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