we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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