your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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