I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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