I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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