@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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