i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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