This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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