just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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