oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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