Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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