So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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