best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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