billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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