can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
organizing the empties. That sober.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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