Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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