We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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