Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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