Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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