Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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