HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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