Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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