They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I believe in your delicious
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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