Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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