This is not my ceiling
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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