Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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