Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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