Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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