ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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