Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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