white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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